Scoring records
All-time record
| Team | Owner | Record | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| I Hate Rookie RBs | Derek Fong | 91-56 | 15340.93 | 14290.15 |
| Turd Ferguson | Michael Hanley | 52-33 | 9301.29 | 8462.53 |
| Hail Mary | Matt Rosenbaum | 81-63 | 14584.58 | 14060.53 |
| No. 2 | Matt Jurgemeyer | 80-63 | 14874.38 | 14566.18 |
| Nice TDs | Stephen Rotter | 73-67 | 14135.32 | 13902.59 |
| Clem Fandango | Chad Trulli | 69-68 | 13996.57 | 13875.09 |
| Maui Owie: Flavor of the Weak | Erik Boller | 60-66 | 12371.15 | 12632.75 |
| I Eat Paint Chips | Eric Englebrecht | 40-44 | 8173.54 | 8136.49 |
| Prestige Worldwide | Ben Colussy | 64-72 | 13202.48 | 13756.93 |
| Shep-Nado | Clint McCarver | 59-67 | 12444.30 | 12607.38 |
| It's Good to be the King | Beef | 65-77 | 13990.05 | 13990.64 |
| Depeche Mull (Jim) | Jimbo Mullenbach | 23-31 | 4809.80 | 5234.97 |
| Just for Clicks | Terry Miller | 56-81 | 12712.15 | 13858.97 |
| Punt You in the Eye | Joe Johnson | 21-35 | 5123.20 | 5523.30 |
| The Deflator (Adam) | Adam | 4-9 | 1188.89 | 1155.35 |
| He's Not Worthy | Mike Sprague | 4-10 | 1362.23 | 1557.02 |
Head-to-head
| Team | I Hate Rookie RBs | Turd Ferguson | Hail Mary | No. 2 | Nice TDs | Clem Fandango | Maui Owie: Flavor of the Weak | I Eat Paint Chips | Prestige Worldwide | Shep-Nado | It's Good to be the King | Depeche Mull (Jim) | Just for Clicks | Punt You in the Eye | The Deflator (Adam) | He's Not Worthy |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| I Hate Rookie RBs | — | 2-4 | 7-5 | 8-7 | 11-4 | 9-6 | 7-4 | 7-5 | 6-5 | 8-1 | 9-6 | 4-1 | 8-5 | 3-3 | 1-0 | 1-0 |
| Turd Ferguson | 4-2 | — | 6-1 | 8-1 | 3-5 | 3-5 | 4-3 | 2-1 | 3-4 | 3-2 | 5-3 | 0-0 | 6-4 | 3-2 | 0-0 | 2-0 |
| Hail Mary | 5-7 | 1-6 | — | 7-4 | 8-5 | 2-9 | 8-5 | 4-4 | 9-5 | 8-6 | 12-2 | 5-2 | 6-4 | 3-4 | 2-0 | 1-0 |
| No. 2 | 7-8 | 1-8 | 4-7 | — | 4-7 | 11-5 | 11-3 | 4-3 | 6-5 | 9-2 | 8-6 | 1-1 | 9-5 | 3-3 | 1-0 | 1-0 |
| Nice TDs | 4-11 | 5-3 | 5-8 | 7-4 | — | 6-6 | 6-3 | 4-2 | 9-6 | 8-6 | 6-9 | 3-1 | 8-4 | 1-3 | 0-0 | 1-1 |
| Clem Fandango | 6-9 | 5-3 | 9-2 | 5-11 | 6-6 | — | 4-8 | 2-5 | 7-2 | 4-7 | 5-5 | 2-2 | 9-6 | 5-0 | 0-1 | 0-1 |
| Maui Owie: Flavor of the Weak | 4-7 | 3-4 | 5-8 | 3-11 | 3-6 | 8-4 | — | 2-2 | 4-6 | 4-6 | 8-4 | 4-0 | 6-7 | 5-1 | 0-0 | 1-0 |
| I Eat Paint Chips | 5-7 | 1-2 | 4-4 | 3-4 | 2-4 | 5-2 | 2-2 | — | 6-2 | 4-3 | 3-8 | 1-2 | 4-2 | 0-0 | 0-2 | 0-0 |
| Prestige Worldwide | 5-6 | 4-3 | 5-9 | 5-6 | 6-9 | 2-7 | 6-4 | 2-6 | — | 6-9 | 8-3 | 2-4 | 5-6 | 5-0 | 1-0 | 2-0 |
| Shep-Nado | 1-8 | 2-3 | 6-8 | 2-9 | 6-8 | 7-4 | 6-4 | 3-4 | 9-6 | — | 3-6 | 4-2 | 8-3 | 1-2 | 1-0 | 0-0 |
| It's Good to be the King | 6-9 | 3-5 | 2-12 | 6-8 | 9-6 | 5-5 | 4-8 | 8-3 | 3-8 | 6-3 | — | 3-3 | 6-4 | 2-2 | 2-0 | 0-1 |
| Depeche Mull (Jim) | 1-4 | 0-0 | 2-5 | 1-1 | 1-3 | 2-2 | 0-4 | 2-1 | 4-2 | 2-4 | 3-3 | — | 4-2 | 0-0 | 1-0 | 0-0 |
| Just for Clicks | 5-8 | 4-6 | 4-6 | 5-9 | 4-8 | 6-9 | 7-6 | 2-4 | 6-5 | 3-8 | 4-6 | 2-4 | — | 3-1 | 0-1 | 1-0 |
| Punt You in the Eye | 3-3 | 2-3 | 4-3 | 3-3 | 3-1 | 0-5 | 1-5 | 0-0 | 0-5 | 2-1 | 2-2 | 0-0 | 1-3 | — | 0-0 | 0-1 |
| The Deflator (Adam) | 0-1 | 0-0 | 0-2 | 0-1 | 0-0 | 1-0 | 0-0 | 2-0 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 0-2 | 0-1 | 1-0 | 0-0 | — | 0-0 |
| He's Not Worthy | 0-1 | 0-2 | 0-1 | 0-1 | 1-1 | 1-0 | 0-1 | 0-0 | 0-2 | 0-0 | 1-0 | 0-0 | 0-1 | 1-0 | 0-0 | — |
